When Buying a Mobile Home Park, Remember: You’re Not Just Buying Real Estate, You’re Buying Drama
So, you’ve decided to buy a mobile home park. Congratulations! You’re about to enter a world that’s equal parts real estate investment […]
Watch Out For These Behaviours When Selling Your Mhp
When selling a mobile home park, it’s essential to be aware of potential manipulative behaviors that can surface during negotiations. Sellers may […]
Trick or Treat: The Unspoken Rules of Mobile Home Park Ownership
Let’s talk about rules. There are rules in life, rules in business, and rules in mobile home parks. Some rules make sense […]
Three Signs You Know You’ve Really Bonded with the Seller of Your Mobile Home Park
Let me tell you, there’s a moment when you’re trying to buy something big — like a mobile home park — and […]
The Zel’dovich Effect Confirmed: Or How Buying a Mobile Home Park is Like Extracting Energy from a Rotating Cylinder
So, you’ve heard about the Zel’dovich effect, right? No? Well, buckle up because this 50-year-old idea about stealing energy from a rotating […]
The Ultimate Guide to Successful Cold Calling for Mobile Home Parks: Rhino Communities’Â (Effective Cold Calling Process)
1. Introduction to Rhino Communities’ (Effective Cold Calling Process) Welcome to the Rhino Communities’ Effective Cold Calling Process (ECCP), your no-nonsense, step-by-step […]
The Town Hall Trainwreck
This time, imagine the Rhino is stuck hosting a mobile home park “town hall” meeting, and things go off the rails as […]
The Story of How Rhino Communities Became a Leader in Mobile Home Park Investing
At Rhino Communities, we understand that getting a mobile home park under contract is just the beginning. Sure, you can slap a […]
The Secret Science of Highly Successful Relationships in Affordable Housing (AKA: How Not to Lose Your Mind with Sellers, Operators, and Wholesalers)
Let’s face it: some people are human versions of a leaky faucet. Spend five minutes negotiating with them, and you’re ready to […]
The Secret Science of Highly Successful Mobile Home Park Communities
Key Points – Some communities drain you—reflecting the well-known “energy vampire” concept. – But other communities do the opposite—you feel lighter, better, […]
The Misunderstood Park Operator
Rhino (pacing back and forth, arms flailing): Alright, alright, gather around, everybody. We gotta talk. There’s been some… misunderstanding. You think I’m […]
The Maintenance Man, the Horror Stories, and the Endless Complaints
Rhino (standing outside the community center, arms crossed, looking at the crowd): *lright, everyone, settle down. We’re here to talk about what’s […]