“Seller’s Disclosure: Providing Transparency to Mobile Home Park Buyers”
When it comes to selling a mobile home park, transparency isn’t just a courtesy—it’s a legal and ethical obligation that can make […]
“Scientists Observe Real-Time Evolution in Snails (And Why This Matters for Mobile Home Park Owners)”
Alright, so evolution isn’t just that ancient, gradual process where tiny changes add up over millions of years. Sometimes, it happens much […]
Why Settling for the Old Options in Real Estate is Holding You Back — Enter the Rhino
Let’s be real for a second. If you’re in real estate, you’ve heard the same old spiel a hundred times: brokers this, […]
When You’ve Been Burned by Brokers – Why Going Off-Market Doesn’t Have to Hurt
Let’s talk about trust, shall we? Specifically, let’s talk about what happens when your trust has been completely and utterly incinerated by […]
When You Expect a $70 Chardonnay but Get a $45 Bottle – Explaining Financial Discrepancies to Sellers
So, here’s the situation: You’re out at a nice restaurant. You’ve scanned the wine list, and there it is — a $70 […]
When Buying a Mobile Home Park, Remember: You’re Not Just Buying Real Estate, You’re Buying Drama
So, you’ve decided to buy a mobile home park. Congratulations! You’re about to enter a world that’s equal parts real estate investment […]
Watch Out For These Behaviours When Selling Your Mhp
When selling a mobile home park, it’s essential to be aware of potential manipulative behaviors that can surface during negotiations. Sellers may […]
Trick or Treat: The Unspoken Rules of Mobile Home Park Ownership
Let’s talk about rules. There are rules in life, rules in business, and rules in mobile home parks. Some rules make sense […]
Three Signs You Know You’ve Really Bonded with the Seller of Your Mobile Home Park
Let me tell you, there’s a moment when you’re trying to buy something big — like a mobile home park — and […]
The Zel’dovich Effect Confirmed: Or How Buying a Mobile Home Park is Like Extracting Energy from a Rotating Cylinder
So, you’ve heard about the Zel’dovich effect, right? No? Well, buckle up because this 50-year-old idea about stealing energy from a rotating […]
The Ultimate Guide to Successful Cold Calling for Mobile Home Parks: Rhino Communities’Â (Effective Cold Calling Process)
1. Introduction to Rhino Communities’ (Effective Cold Calling Process) Welcome to the Rhino Communities’ Effective Cold Calling Process (ECCP), your no-nonsense, step-by-step […]
The Town Hall Trainwreck
This time, imagine the Rhino is stuck hosting a mobile home park “town hall” meeting, and things go off the rails as […]