Crashing Through the Chaos Part 3 – An Awkward Conversation About Mobile Home Parks
Narrator (Imagine him sipping coffee, pen in hand, watching the chaos unfold): I knew something was off the minute I sat down […]
Crashing Through the Chaos – The Origins of Rhino Communities
Narrator: So there I was, sipping bad coffee with a guy who’s telling me that mobile home parks are the future of […]
Common Antidepressants May Have Another Surprising Effect on Your Brain: Or, Why SSRI Side Effects Are the Least of My Worries at the Mobile Home Park
Picture this: you’re sitting in your mobile home park, sandwiched between a neighbor whose yard decor consists of 15 garden gnomes and […]
5 Ways Buyers and Sellers Can Argue Like They’re On the Same Team—Mobile Home Park Edition
Let me tell you something: buying a mobile home park is like entering a long-term relationship. It’s not all sunsets and passive […]
Crashing Through the Chaos – A Raw Conversation About Mobile Home Parks
Narrator: Mobile home parks — they’ve been called the hidden gem of affordable housing, a critical piece of the puzzle that can […]
Respect on a Budget: Life Lessons from Affordable Housing, MHP Investing, and Daily Struggles
Living in a mobile home park (MHP) or investing in affordable housing isn’t about glamorous real estate deals or getting rich overnight. […]
People Who Never Felt Truly Loved as Children Are the Ones Trying to Buy Mobile Home Parks—And That’s Not a Coincidence
If you’ve ever tried to get a mobile home park under contract, you know it’s an emotional rollercoaster. One minute you’re high […]
10 Phrases That Make You Sound Less Professional in the Mobile Home Park Industry
(According to Common Sense and Experience) Want to sound like a seasoned mobile home park investor? Great! But, truth be told, you […]
10 Clever Phrases for When Someone Gaslights You: Lessons from Mobile Home Parks, Affordable Housing, and Life
In the world of affordable housing, mobile home park (MHP) investing, and life in general, the phrase “tough love” doesn’t quite cut […]
Why We Chose the Rhino: The Ultimate Mascot for Affordable Housing Titans
Did you know that a group of Rhinos is called a ‘crash’? When it came time to choose a symbol for Rhino […]
Why Listening to Your Residents is the Key to Mobile Home Park Success: A Satirical Guide
In the grand theater of mobile home park management, there is one undeniable truth: your residents are not just living in your […]
What Rhino Looks for in Affordable Housing Markets (With a Dash of Satire)
Finding a great market is like finding a unicorn—rare and magical, but not strictly necessary to make money hand over fist. You […]